Using My Powers For Good, Not Evil

Ever since this blog started getting attention, I've been called a lot of names. Most of them are some variation of "sleazy, money-grubbing, anal-whore". And as much as I would like to simply say, "Sticks and stones may tear my sphincter, but names will never hurt me," some of the negativity does sting a little.

So, last night I decided to really take inventory of who I am. I got to thinking about all the money I've made and about all of the poor and underpriveledged people in this world, and I realized I had to do something to give back. With that in mind, I took a ride over to the Georgetown Hospital Children's Burn Unit and gave out free rim jobs until sunrise. And, you know what? It felt good. It felt really good.